Ka-soons - Uninteresting Stuff

I WANT TO CRY ALREADY

2005-08-02T17:34:00.000+08:00

Let me tell you a story
i am being framed
even aizuddin danian wants to ban me from pps
who you think is the culprit?

Checking the pps last night, I
Found something very strange

I was sabotaged
somebody took my entry and pinged pps many times!

a blog had an entry that was titled "ka-soons strikes again"
no minutes wasted, I checked out the post

all I saw was lies
someone is trying to sabotage me
someone thinks he can fool aizuddin to ban ka-soons
how naive is that.
out of the blue i am being accused of flooding pps
lack of sleep i had
end this, i want.

Kah Soon's Tou Dai?!

2005-08-02T08:32:00.000+08:00

Damn it. Another big sohai immitating LiewCF and Kah Soon.

I Work At Copy Enterprise

2005-07-29T04:29:00.000+08:00

Hello boys and girls and perverts and psychos!

And former jailmates.

This is the place I currently work at.

COPY ENTERPRISE. Don't pray pray, ok?

Of course I work in this company leh! Then how you think I got my CopY-AnD-PastE skillz? LiewCF ah? Wakakaka. You kidding who. My real sifu is in this shop! He don't want to come out because he making big big clipboard for me. So happy.

You see that big white vehicle on the side? That's my Gen3. I didn't sell my Gen2 away. Who wants to buy that piece of kahsoon-polluted junk anyway? I gave it to the guy who bought my girlfriend.

KasoonFrog vs Porcupine

2005-07-24T08:35:00.000+08:00

What happens when a Ka Soon Frog picks a fight with a porcupine?

Poor little thing…

Kasoon Frog!

2005-07-23T01:46:00.000+08:00

Beh-ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing pscht,
Dorhrm bom bom bedom bem bom bedom bom bum ba ba bom bom,
Bouuuuum bom bom bedahm, Bom be barbedarm bedabedabedabeda
Bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm bbbrrrrrrrrraammmmm ddddddraammm,
Bah bah baah baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee!
Ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka soon soon soon soon soon soon!

Watch Kah Soon Change!

2005-07-22T17:30:00.000+08:00

As the ultimate showcase of my super keng chao mou tak teng hou lan ying copy and paste skils... i am going to COPY AND PASTE THE ENTIRE WATCHMECHANGE SYSTEM

watch me... WATCH ME CHANGE

ooo yea baby dun u feel like grabbing my titties... mmm... knn not syok also grab my own titties

Norwegian Airline Old Hag

2005-07-22T13:41:00.000+08:00

You can’t always trust what you see.
Norwegian Airlines, where what you see is what you get.

Actually hor, I tell you la... copy-and-paste technique is so easy and so good. No need to use brain one. Just highlight... finger go ctrl+c and then ctrl+v... kau tim!!! I so dumb also know how. But leh, in a comment here ... the girl always in mini mini punya shorts say she might link me! You all know la... it has been one of my life long dreams to be linked by her. Last time she no link me. So I dun fren her liau lo. But now hor she say to keep the ori up wor and she just might do it! So now I must use my rusty dumb old brain (too much copy-and-paste... what to do) and write something!

You see hor, unlike some people who simply copy and paste only, I actually know what is it about. This is a commercial of Norwegian Airlines... and their tagline is "Where what you see is what you get". This commercial is done by the international advertising agency called DDB. In Malaysia and Singkapoh, they are known as Naga DDB (got lotsa leng luis there one, err how I know... coz I always "camp" in front of their office to peek at those leng luis wearing short skirt lor... especially when got wind blow their skirt up that time... wahhh... white white... can nose bleed one.... wah sai.....) errr... where was I? Ah yes... Naga DDB. They are quite big and influential one. Ermmm how big ar? Just like the girl in mini mini punya shorts lor. Got powuh one!

Ok la... I dizzy liau. Today use too much blend already ... wait blaine... I mean BRAIN! Aiyuh, time to go rest. Copy-and-paste later again. Now go click the link below and also click my adsense hor!

View Norwegian Airlines Beauty

[ via Boardsmag ]

Toilet Paper - To Wipe My Ass!

2005-07-22T13:09:00.000+08:00

Today I introduce to you the Toilet paper I have been using all these while. It gives you this tingling feeling when you wipe your ass with it. I would normal rub my balls with this toilet paper first before I wipe my ass, that would give me an instant orgasm! If you want to know more, please email me for more details on how to use ok ? i will teach you (open for gay guys only).

Watch Me Change

2005-07-22T12:33:00.000+08:00

I wanna intro to you my new wanking girl, I found her online a few days ago and i cant stop wanking at her picture eversince. Since I got kinky sexual preferences I wanna share my wanking girl with all my readers so we could have some kind of cyber orgies and we will be related somehow because we all wanked at the same girl, I know I know, you dont have to thank me, this is the reward for being my reader :).

This is a very awesome flash which features a girl dancing when she is changing, the dancing move is so dam funny it cracks me up. You can customize the girl’s face, body, clothing and even hairstyle.

As usual lar, the below link I also copy and paste one and dont forget my adsense ya!!!

View Watch Me Change

I M A MORON!!!!

2005-07-22T07:53:00.000+08:00

Yeah... I am a moron. Do you have a blog? yes? YOU ARE A MORON TOO! Mwahahaha. You ask me why? Coz they say so lor. Ok ok... now this is serious. I got a friend's friend who asked my friend to tell me to blog about this. So since he is my friend and she is his friend so we are all friends and that's why I am blogging about it lor. Get it?

If you still don't get it then go click HERE. Basically these morons are doing a blogathon for a good cause. They are raising fund for the Hospice-At-Home Programme (Penang). The morons I am talking about consists of:

The dynamic Peter Pan!
The girl who is always wearing a very mini mini punya shorts
The guy who drives better than Jay Chou in Initial D, Pall Mall Tan
The girl whom everyone wants to date! Suan le pa.
The tiger from Shaolin that recently lost in a kungfu match to a cement wall
and lastly my IDOL!! The SIAL guy!! (I wonder when can I take picture with him....)

Actually I wanted to join them also one. But hor... all the post that I can do are just copy-and-paste only. So I scared you all won't donate/sponsor. Anyway, for more detail hor... go here! Register and pledge! Make sure you pay after that ok? If not I parody you!!

Now to show my copy and paste skill. Below are the details of the charity that they are blogging for:
Hospice-At-Home Programme (Penang branch)
Under the National Cancer Society (Malaysia)
URL : http://www.creatgsee.com/hospice
Tel : +604-261 4140
Fax: + 604-261 8691
Address :
A2.27, Komtar,
Jalan Penang,
10000 Penang,
Malaysia.

See... terror or not? Now quick go go go! donate/sponsor/pledge!

Kahsoon STILL Flooding PPS

2005-07-20T23:16:00.000+08:00

hi~ *snicker*

i'm so cute.

bwahaha.

Mr. Chow Kah Soon is still flooding PPS. We are very angry now. It seems that Kahsoon did not pay attention to what other bloggers feel. Oh, and we don't care how he feels. So if you want to flame us, I suggest you shut the fuck up and look at the pathetic state of PPS now. We all love PPS too much to let it become like this. Spams everywhere.

So far the founder, whose name I very reluctantly mention - Aizuddin, hasn't taken any action. We hope the founder can take appropriate action against Kahsoon. He is menacing PPS so that people will visit his miserable site and increase his Google Adsense piggybank. This is sad.

This is proof that Kahsoon is still spamming PPS. Gag? I wonder what has he been swallowing.

*snicker*

The following picture is very offending. I didn't want to do this. But I did.

I am so cute.

Bwahaha.

Anyone wanked to this picture?

Wedding Bells

2005-07-20T17:52:00.000+08:00

This is how I wish to look like on my wedding day... I can't wait for the day i can get married to both of my sweety snuggly wuggly copy pasty and gf

Sorry mister fotographer... I copy and pasted your picture... but fuck, you should ahve known that one day kahsoon will copy and paste things from u. NO CONTENT ON THE INTERNET IS SAFE. COPYRIGHT? INTELLEKTUAL PLOPERTY? WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THOSE? I AM THE FUCKING KING OF COPY AND PASTE OKAY? ALL BOW TO ME NOW AND LICK MY SNUGGLY WUGGLY TOES!

The Paste Button

2005-07-20T12:24:00.000+08:00

*Cough*

testing mic 1, 2, 3... eh. Mic not working.

...

KNNB CCB!!!!!

...

Oh sorry.. I thought mic not working.

Okay. I promised you all to talk about the PASTE button. Today I very lazy to talk much lah. Stomach hungry not yet eat also. My girlfriend tits dry liao. I love to drink milk.

*Cough*

Wait. Ask you all first.

Did you help me choose between my stupid ugly ape-ish KNNBCCB girlfriend and my beloved COPY button? NO! What the hell is this? Don't tell me you guys cannot evaluate the pros and cons between clicking a cutey wusey lusey busey husey little wittle tittle(?!) button and a... don't know how describe that piece of scrap metal.

*Cough*

The PASTE button remains in a very special corner or my heart. I mean keyboard.

I (c)lick the PASTE button everyday! I love the PASTE button so much I always kiss the button goodnight! EVERYniGHT! OMG!

Psst! I tell you all a secret! I keep the PASTE button in my pants wan leh!

PLEASE not that that is not chest hair ok. i too shy to show that i have a botak chest so i stick alot of chicken floss on my chest. WAKAKAKKAKKAKA

Talk so much I not yet talk about PASTE button. You know why?

HAHAHAHAHA.

I not yet wank. :D

My darlings...

2005-07-19T20:02:00.000+08:00

Last night I had a very nice sleep. I dreamt of my two darlings. My snuggly wuggly dookums gf and my copy button. Guys, I am having trouble choosing between these two wonderful people for a long time already.

Can you please choose for me... recommend which one I should stay with please!!!

My darling copy button is so graceful... so petite... SO NICE!!!! It also gives me ability to earn money through adsense which I copy and paste my articles...

She has big tits. COme on. Look at it. They wanna burst out of the monitor!!!

Adsense money or Titties? You tell me...

Five Ways To Win The Favor Of Search Engines

2005-07-19T19:20:00.000+08:00

You’ve got a cool new website with all the works: cool Flash presentations, eye-catching colors, informative text, easy-to-use layout, and an interesting topic. You think your site is amazing, and you know that others will agree with you. If only they know it exists.How do you make your website known? How do you make yours stand out among millions of others? You can spend lots of money on advertisement, but that will not work if you don’t have the money to spare on advertising. So what do you do? Make search engines work for you, that’s what!

KNNCCB. Read What? SCroLL DOwN LaRhz. ALL copy and paste WaN!

Google, Yahoo, MSN, Lycos, Altavista - you want to be at the top of their results list. The higher your site is in a search results page, the better chances that it will be visited. The science behind making your site a popular search result is called Search Engine Optimization (SEO). Don’t worry, though - even if SEO is referred to as a science, it is not all that complicated. You just need to take note of a few things, and before you know it, your site will have more visitors than you could ever dream of.

Here are five tips to ensure that your site would be a favorite of search engines all around the cyber world.

1. Give importance to substance over appearance.
Do you want to share your knowledge on a subject that you have authority on? Do you want to sell products? Do you want to build an online shrine for your favorite actress? Whatever topic you have chosen for your website, make sure that you are able to give useful information on it. Search engines work by scanning sites for keywords. They search text and completely ignore everything else. So if you have made your site rich in colors, don’t forget to make it rich in content as well. After all, a beautiful layout can make people look, but relevant content is what will make them stay. Remember, in this day and age: content is king!

2. Know your topic well
If you know much about your topic, you will know what people usually ask about it, and what they ask about it is what they will type in the search bar. When writing the content for your website, put yourself in your other people’s shoes, people who will be your target audience or market. Know the possible questions they might have about your topic, and give answers in your site.

NABEH. STILL READING AH? I TOLD YOU COPY AND PASTE JOB LEH!

3. Learn from the best
Take time to browse and read sites that get lots of visitors and have the same topic as yours. Take note of any recurring phrases in these sites’ text. These phrases are most likely keywords. Incorporate them in your own site’s content. Don’t saturate your site with keywords, though. You don’t want to sound redundant to your site visitor. A 3% density level would be enough.
In searching for the right keywords, use Overture’s services. It may take quite some time, as it is more of a trial-and-error method, but the results are conclusive, and a pattern can easily be observed.

4. Submit…and re-submit
You will never get a certain job if you don’t send in your application for it. The same thing applies to SEO. If you want your site to be recognized by search engines, then go out of your way to register your site with them. After a couple of weeks, search for your site by putting in the keywords you used in your content. If your site is still not coming up in the search results, do not give up, and just re-register and resubmit your site. It’s possible that your initial registration was discarded without being processed. This usually happens because a lot of submissions are being done everyday.

Don't read la. Scroll down la. Haha this time no bold trick u kekeke.

5. Constantly update your site
This can’t be stressed enough: search engine spiders love sites which constantly change their content. You can’t build your site and expect it to last forever without any updates. There will come a time when those search engine spiders would stop fetching your site for query requests. Here’s a tip: integrate a blog program in your site. Blogs have a user-friendly interface that allows easy updates.

You may publish this article in your newsletter, on your website, or other publication as long as the article content is not altered and the resource box is included. Add byline with active link. Notification of the use of this article is appreciated, but not required.

Dechen Lau., is an Author, Speaker and Consultant, specializing in Internet Marketing and Website Solution.

Don't need to read all that la. The last point is VERY important. Hmm.. Huh? Only 5? There's 6! OMG How can I forget number 6?! It's the most important point of all!

6. DO NOT copy and paste from other websites. Even if you quote source, it is still plagiarism. I am Kahsoon I love to steal materials from other websites. My Firefox and Internet Explorer got one button call COPY. I use it everyday. I love it so much. Sometimes I think of breaking up with that stupid ugly ape-ish girlfriend of mine just to be closer with that COPY button. Sigh.

Tomorrow I talk about Paste button...

... after I wank.

kthxbai.

Copy and Paste Harry Potter!

2005-07-18T04:22:00.000+08:00

Look at my copy and paste skills... I am truly the king of copy and paste. I have put my handsome monkey face on this latest Harry POtter book! Hoepfully now that I have posted this there will come out alot of GOOGLE ADS ABOUT HAIRY POTTER! aih... i'm so smart... how come i'm driving a proton gen2 only?

Update : the above picture I borrow from Rojaks.blogspot.com one, sorry rojaks i forgot to out credit just now... hehe dont angry la darling! :o*

Catfish that sings

2005-07-17T19:00:00.001+08:00

Got eat catfish before or not? Or have you been given a blowjob by one? (It just crossed my mind la... you know seeing the mouth so big.) But then hor, the catfish actually not wanting to give you blow job one. You wonder what it wants to do? Wonder no more, thanks to the promotional Flash thingy at Iron Chef America’s website. You can also hear the musical inner life of coconuts, pizza dough and clams. The catfish’s tuneful yodeling reminds us of Carnie Wilson, but actually hor, I don't know who is that. I just copy and paste only

Visit Iron Chef America

Forgotten pictures of popular people

2005-07-17T17:06:00.000+08:00

Angelina Jolie was just a simple kid from school in 1988.

I wanked to the Tomb Raider CD last night so I want to share with everybody. She's got the boobs. It was after ejaculation only I realised it was only the Tomb Raider CD. I wiped the CD clean, but never tested. Hope can run.

Forgotten pictures of popular people: A little “Then and Now” of some of today’s biggest stars. Man, the 80’s sure were a fashion shithole. (Nice tank top, Brad!)

Brad Pitt in 1987 and today. Nice green shirt, I must say.

I love Brad Pitt. I love Mr. Smith. I love Fight Club. I am gay.

Nicole Kidman in 1989 and today. Last time I wanked I needed 30 seconds. Now... 5 seconds enough. Not that I can tahan so long anyway. *Cough* Her haircut is way better now.

Kylie Minogue in 1987. and today. Smells like plastic surgery to me.

I found this picture in my dad's computer. No, I think my mum's.

My snuggly wuggly... She looked better last time.

They always won on sports day

2005-07-16T14:57:00.000+08:00

TODAY.MYKEYBOARD.GIVING.ME.PROBLEMS.THATS.WHY.I.CANNOT.TYPE.MY.STUPID.
;ONE.LINERS.TODAY.3?%$@#%^@#

Fullmetal Alchemist Flameout Game

2005-07-16T14:40:00.000+08:00

Move your mouse to turn Roy, Click your mouse to fire at attacking Chimeras and ignite the transmutation circle to set off one Hydrogen Blast per round.

LaLaLa. I'm doing one-liners again. HELP! You think the guy in the picture looks like me? Wahaha. Dream on. Actually I look like this.

My portait. Nice or not. Since I take so nice the picture I decided to take ilovekahsoon's picture as well!
omg. nips.

Sorry We Are Not Closed

2005-07-16T14:36:00.000+08:00

*sniff*

I'm so sorry, people. I'm really sorry. I know I'm annoying all of you with my pings and one-liners. I'm terribly sorry. I'm trying to improve the quality of each post. I woke up in the morning today and decided to stop posting one-liners on my articles.

Hence today I decided this post will not even have a line. kthxbais.

Sorry, Yesterday only got 4 Pings on PPS

2005-07-16T02:44:00.000+08:00

Yesterday (its over 12am already now) camera shop very good business ler, maybe because after all the exposure in PPS, a lot of walk in customers today i sold 12 disposable camera !!! Myboss say i very smart! he even threat me lollipop during lunch!!! He said tomorrow he will go lunch with me again and after that he will bring me see gold fish at the back alley. EEE!!! I am so excited !!!

My boss is very hansome, tall and hairy!! I dont know why but i thik i got a thing for hairy tall guy ........ Do you think i am gay ? *sigh* I last time study at Inti also had a crush on one of the Indian lecturer, he is so handsome I tell you! sebijik macam Hindustan Movie Star EEE!!!!!

Sad to say i know how the society will look at people like me, that is why i try to hide my identity by having a girlfriend with big hooters, we are really close! i feel like shes my sister i never had.

How i wish i can have PMS just like her *sigh* anyway i very happy today because I am going to have lunch with my handsome boss again tommorow!!!!

Wish me luck okay ? BYEEE!!! smoochie to all the handsome guys out there!!!

btw : I love you minishorts !!!! when you free to play sisters with me ???

Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter

2005-07-15T23:11:00.000+08:00

A very cool and funny clip of Ken from Street Fighter dueling with Rayden from Mortal Kombat to save Chun-li. Chun-li will also be in the clip using Iron men’s Photon Canon lol.

LOL. I wonder if Ken copied and pasted his hadouken from Ryu.

Mario Remix

2005-07-15T23:03:00.000+08:00

Remember your childhood game Mario? Well this is a Mario game but remixed, so you can expect something unexpected. What i love about this game? The Mario background music of course!

It took me 43 tries to finish the game. Stupid game. Wasted so much of my time playing this. Luckily this post never take too much of my time. Copy and paste only very fast.

Update: Took some time off to wank.

Clarification - I DID NOT DO IT

2005-07-15T14:51:00.000+08:00

Lately, I realised I have been credited for something I didn't do. Thank you. Thank you. It is so flattering really. But I am here to tell you that I did not do it. I did not ping PPS with the so-called "junk ping". The two pings which was bolded and redirected to somewhere else was not done by me.

I don't care if you believe it or not, it does not affect me. Just want to say that I am not the only one "parodying"/"bashing". So there :)

Maybe we will see a 2nd "fun" site soon eh?

Fucky Bar in Poland

2005-07-15T14:21:00.000+08:00

Look at the building you losers! yes look at it! I know you got nothing better to do! its either you look at the building or you go wank off in the toilet! Your life is pathetic! I guessed you got nothing better to do than to look at the fucking building and pretend you are fucking drunk right now RIGHT ????!!! Its Friday and there is still a few more hours to go before you can go to your happy hour session so like it or not, I am all you got, you are stuck with me! look at the bloody building and pretend you are pissed drunk you losers !!!!!

And Hey! if you dont fucking notice it, this is a cut and paste too okay ? so dont fucking complain. In fact everything here are cut and paste other than those where I speak ill of myself!!!! I am a fucking sick bastard!! WTF you expect ???!!! Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V pwn!!!

And before you leave, goan click on my adsense go i can make shit loads of money from you losers! YOU THINK WHAT ? I M NOT GONNA ENTERTAIN YOU LOSERS FOR FREE! I m KaSucks OK?!!! I got a reputation to protect! I want that second adsense cheque damnit and I wanna blog about it !!!!

Cow Curling

2005-07-14T17:49:00.000+08:00

For morons who don't have a life, this is the game for you. Come play lah. Come come.

and click my adsense. I want to earn lots of money sitting on the computer chair wanking my ass off.

Pamela Anderson in 40 years

2005-07-14T16:43:00.000+08:00

You all know this woman, it’s Pamela Anderson, but I have a little secret for you. This is how she looks now, but I can show you what she will look like in 40 years.

Wahahaha. Purposely put terbalik so that kahsoon cannot sue me wahaha. But then his things also copied. HAHA. What's the purpose kahsoon posting this article? OMG.

Twin Turbine Toyota

2005-07-14T16:40:00.000+08:00

When one jet engine just isn’t good enough. You will be stunned when you see this Toyota MR2! Currently an Ebay auction.

Ya. Ebay. And I am posting this for what? As if I'm going to bid.

Jessica Alba Fantastic Four

2005-07-14T15:49:00.000+08:00

Jessica Alba stars as Sue Storm in Fantastic Four, shes so hot in the movie! So i decided to find some of her pictures.

I have a confession to make. I wanked.

Yes. I'm a wanker. I have the hots for Jessica Alba. Loads of stuff went through my mind while I was masturbating.

I cannot resist looking at those huge, round ... eyes... *wanks*

Kahsoon Kong: Invasion of the Apes

2005-07-14T14:25:00.000+08:00

Kahsoon Kong: Invasion of the Apes.
Fear me! *Cackle*

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

I've been waiting so long for this. (My head is full of white hair already.)

My intention is to dominate Project Petaling Street with meaningless pings. My pings will include interesting headlines to make people think my site is really informative. Once they come in and see what a big sohai I am, wahaha, it's too late.

Resistance is futile. Anybody who dares to come my way I will make your life a living hell. I will not spare your blogs. And your wives. And your Google Adsense accounts.

FEAR ME! *CACKLE* i will ping till u all FULATS !!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA *Evil laugh*

I am Karsoon a.k.a. karsucks

2005-07-12T21:03:00.000+08:00

My name is Karsoon and I working in a camera shop, normally I am very free with nothing to do. I surf the web for stuffs i can copy onto my blog at the company expenses. I hope my boss will catch me doing this during office hour and fire my ass, then i will lose my Gen 2 sport car too. By the way did i mention that I am a professional Race car driver too ? I love the feeling of putting innocent civilian's life in danger while I race on the highway.

My blog sucks! yes you heard me right! my blog sucks!!! you can call me Karsucks if you want. Basically my blog is full of Cut and Paste! i am too stupid to write not to mention to create. So what i normally do are cut & paste. I am an expert in cut & paste, if there is a course for it, I already got a master in it!

I just received my USD100 bucks from google adsense and thanks to all you morons who come n read cut n paste stuffs I am getting paid for it! Sometime i wonders too, why you guys so stupid come here to read my blog while you can get these infos somehwere else ? Furthermore I m fugly too ok? So get lost!

Bangali Pepsi Factory Certified By ISO 9001

2005-07-12T16:52:00.000+08:00

Ever wondered why those Pepsi in your regular mamak stall that comes in a glass bottle taste good/different? Well here's why.

Click here to view!

Magic Trick

2005-07-12T16:47:00.000+08:00

Labelled as "Dark" magic tricks. Not your usual magician with a stage and bevy of beauties. Warning- Not for the faint hearted!

Click here to view!

The World’s Most Attractive Paper

2005-07-12T16:37:00.000+08:00

Try typing something in the text field and watch her response.

Click here to view!

Alien paranoia sends Siberian folks running

2005-07-12T16:33:00.000+08:00

Khabarovsk, Siberia - Who would have thought that a science fiction movie could influence a whole town to flee, fearing an alien invasion?

Blame Steven Spielberg’s latest big budget flick War Of The Worlds - locals in Siberia mistook a tornado for an alien invasion and fled their homes in a panic.

The freak wind apparently arrived from nowhere, flattening trees and destroying property.

Officials have blamed the fear of an alien invasion on the Tom Cruise epic.

Natalia Lukash, spokesperson for Russia’s Far-Eastern Emergency Situations Centre, said: “It was a strange phenomenon and many people jumped to the wrong conclusion and believed it had been caused by alien space ships landing in the area.” - Ananova.com

- sourced from IOL

Britney Spears - pregnant but still gorgeous

2005-07-12T16:27:00.000+08:00

Britney Spears looking gorgeous even with a big tummy. (not to mention... bigger breasts)

Click here to view!

Aquaria KLCC

2005-07-12T16:25:00.000+08:00

FIVE sharks swim a little quicker in their new home. A languid giant garoupa, shy moray eels and large, exotic-looking batfish, do the same - excited to see three divers, carrying pails of fish and two poles, approach them slowly. It’s lunchtime at Aquaria KLCC’s The Living Oceans, a gigantic aquarium with an underwater tunnel.

The Living Oceans’ concept is not new to most Malaysians, especially those who have been abroad. But, what makes it special is its long tunnel - made out of 90m of fibreglass. “It’s the largest in South-East Asia,” said Aquaria KLCC’s managing director and CEO Terry O’Boyle. ”The longest in the world is in the United States and that measures 120m.”

The Aquaria will house over 3,000 marine creatures of various shapes and sizes in a simulated natural habitat. The tunnel is 1.8m high, and visitors can step on a moving walkway and stop off at different spots anytime to view animals gliding and swimming.

The 55mm-thick tunnel is curved, made to withstand an enormous amount of pressure from the 2.7 million litres of water that fills The Living Oceans’ aquarium. “The glass is custom-made in Germany. It was then shipped to New Zealand and shaped to curve the correct way, then shipped to Malaysia where it was then assembled,” O’Boyle said. The tunnel had to be fitted very carefully, around Aquaria’s high columns, which serve as support structures. Because of this, the moving walkway that was originally planned had to be redesigned.

Designing and installing Aquaria’s infrastructure cost in excess of RM60mil. Fishes are still being imported to stock the different aquariums there. Maintenance involves a quarantine section, filtration plants and more. To upkeep The Living Oceans, 700 litres are pumped out, cleaned and pumped back at any given time. To get the seawater’s chemistry right, a vital part of maintaining the sealife, about 80,000kg of marine salt has to be mixed into it.

As for the underwater support systems, all corals are fake, as is the reproduction of the Royal Nanhai shipwreck.

Part of that is head curator Paul Hamilton’s job. He is in charge of stocking and maintaining Aquaria’s fishes. He explained how it all started for The Living Oceans.

First, came the testing stocks - moon wrasse. “These were fish to test on.'’

The species selected for the aquarium are not endemic to a place. Hamilton said, with the exception of the sharks, the rest were from around South-East Asian waters.

The five sand tiger sharks were brought in from South Africa, and are reportedly not only coping well, but thriving, too. The largest one, a female, measuring over two metres, has even put on weight.

So far, animal handlers and divers have successfully trained the larger fishes, like the five sharks and a single, large garoupa, which has found its home on the other side of the aquarium, to being fed by divers. Once in a while, though, their predatory habits resurface and they chomp on the smaller fish.

Keeping the balance of life there is an important task and a concise science.

“We’ll be aiming for 2kg of fish per cubic metre,” said Hamilton “As for feeding the fishes, about 60kg of food (including other fish like mackerel) is used each day.'’

Hamilton looks after the animal husbandry, diving crew, filters, lights and support systems.

So far, The Living Oceans is habitat to 40% of the total sealife that will live in the giant aquarium. More are coming in, thrice a week, and slowly being adapted to conditions in the aquarium.

Now, the fishes that have been stocked are larger in size.

Later, the colourful species will be introduced, along with different schools of fish, more moray eels and zebra and nurse sharks.

Aquaria KLCC will house more than 5,000 freshwater and marine animal exhibits.

It also has facilities for the disabled. There are computer screens and multimedia presentations throughout the area to help educate visitors about sea life, as well. Exhibits will also place emphasis on Malaysia’s sea life, including unique species found in East Malaysian waters.

Aquaria KLCC will open next month.

Official Website of Aquaria KLCC

- sourced from TheStar

Skateboarder takes great leap over Great Wall

2005-07-12T16:22:00.000+08:00

California skateboarder Danny Way jumped over a 18.6-metre gap in the Great Wall of China, becoming the first person to clear the ancient fortification without motorised aid, his sponsor said.

Way then went on to jump the wall three more times on Saturday, taking off from a specially built ramp at the nearly 3,000-year-old Ju Yong Guan Gate and adding in 360-degree spins as spectators looked on.

“I was aware of the dangers and my heart was pumping in my chest the whole time, but I managed to pull it off with the help of my team and I’m honoured to have my visions embraced by the people of China,” Way said in a statement.

Others have tried to jump the Great Wall before. In 2002, Wang Jiaxiong, a mountain biker, fractured his skull and died after overshooting his planned landing area. Way was the first person to try the jump on a skateboard.

Way already holds the world records for distance jumped by skateboard and for height at 24 metres and 7.1 metres, respectively.

- sourced from Reuters

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TV dinner

2005-07-12T16:12:00.000+08:00

Yummmzz, I just love TV dinners

Dennis

2005-07-12T16:09:00.000+08:00

It’s impressive what Dennis did in the Carribean, but what does Dennis look like?

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Time Passing By

2005-07-12T15:56:00.000+08:00

On June 17th, every year, the family goes through a private ritual: we photograph ourselves to stop a fleeting moment, the arrow of time passing by.

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Eason U87 Promo Tour Malaysia

2005-07-05T19:51:00.000+08:00

8/7/05 8:30pm
Gurney Plaza, Penang
9/7/05 8:30pm
Amphitheatre Komplek Sukan Negara Bukit Jalil
[ Near Bukit Jalil STAR - LRT Station ]

Tickets redemption information:
Date: 7/7/2005 (Thursday)
Time: 9:30am (First come first serve)
Venue: Nan Yang Siang Pau PJ Phone no: 03-78726888
Nan Yang Siang Pau Penang Phone no: 04-2612137

Rules and regulations:
1. For Malaysians only
2. Ticket redemption method:

With 2 issue of Nan Yang Siang Pau July frontpage, redeem 2 Eason U87 Promo Tour Malaysia Dance Zone tickets.

With 12 Carlsberg beer cap, redeem 6 Dance Zone tickets.

With 4 issue of Nan Yang Siang Pau July frontpage + 1 Eason U87 original CD redeem 4 Eason U87 Promo Tour Malaysia HOT Tracks Zone tickets.

With 2 issue of Nan Yang Siang Pau July frontpage + 1 Eason U87 original cassette redeem 2 Eason U87 Promo Tour Malaysia HOT Tracks Zone tickets.

3. Everyone is limited to redeem 6 tickets, first come first serve.
4. Reader must come according to time, late comers will not be entertained.
5. Organizer have every rights to reject any redemption, any argument will not be entertained.

Translated from Nan Yang Siang Pau 5th of July 2005 issue.